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Dealer Principal Meeting

2 million quid loss by Jeff Smith


Customer Care

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local dealership when a customer came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer next to me asked, "What is a seven-hundred ten?"

The customer replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." The customer went on to say "I don't know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there and now it's gone!"

The Service Receptionist gave the customer a piece of paper and a pen and said, "Can you draw me a picture of what this piece looks like please?"

The customer drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote the numbers 710.

The Service Receptionist then took the customer to another car, opened the bonnet and asked politely, "is there a 710 on this car?"

The customer was delighted, pointed it out the Service Receptionist and said, "Of course, it's right there, look".

If you're not sure what a 710 is, click this link: What is a 710?


 

 

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